evilbisexualstiles:

thebritishwinchester:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

an eyebrow roll

(Source: roymustache)


obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute)


nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

image

(Source: dveon)


kangaya:

klaskysucks:

This scene gave me a small heart attack, but I know I’m not the only one who wanted this.

there it is

kangaya:

klaskysucks:

This scene gave me a small heart attack, but I know I’m not the only one who wanted this.

there it is


x

(Source: jinx-dunkelman)


Here’s me holding a baby

Here’s me holding a baby


kuri-koo-kool asked: Succubus,Siren,Banshee,Shapeshifter, FUCK IT ALL OF THEM DO ALL OF THEM

Vampire: I want to, but no. I want to watch the world evolve and become better, but at the same time I don’t. Those who I loved or were my friends would eventually die, and no matter how many times I found new ones, they would die too. I couldn’t live with that…

Werewolf: Asia… maybe. She knows how to do laundry and cook, two skills I lack, and also she’s great company (sometimes)

Ghost: Yes. I choked a kid in preschool, but he’s not dead, and I ate all my cousins recess chocolate and blamed it on someone else. Still haven’t told him it was me, and it still haunts me.

Frankenstein: I’m pretty independent… I make my own choices, but I do follow Asia around sometimes. I don’t really rely on her, just kinda hang out with her.

Mummy: Yeah I think some people would miss me… my family, some of my friends, definitely Asia. A lot of these answers involve Asia. I apologize ahead of time.

Zombies: fucking Asia. I spent 2 weeks with that hoe and it’s been six hours since I’ve seen her!!! How

Faerie: Murder. Like, I wouldn’t actually just kill people for no reason, just when someone is trying to kill me, and if I manage to defend myself and kill them first, I want to be able to get away with it.

Mermaid: No. I’m not going to follow the person I love around like a lost puppy. I want to do my own shit too- I would protect them, yeah, but when the time comes to split paths, I’m gonna split and follow my dreams. If we meet back up, cool B)

Shapeshifter: Uhmmm… my gender. I would want to be a male rather than female. I just don’t feel comfortable as a female…

Banshee: I don’t know. I’d probably cry a lot and spazz out.

Siren: GET THE ABILITY TO MAKE A COOL ASS SHIT RPG GAME

Genie: I wish for my own anime ;_; I have the hair, what else do I need?

Fury: I hate the word “rape” in general. But the stuff I watch says it a lot, and my friends joke about it. I tell them I don’t like it, but that just makes them say it even more and just ugghh I hate it.

Incubus: My pants are already off??? But honestly nothing. I don’t like having my pants gettin into???

Succubus: Asia. The person. Asia.


monster asks!!!
Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

The Character Wardrobe Meme

sephiramy:

Send a number to my ask box along with a character of your choice, and I’ll draw up the ensuing ensemble! (If the character chosen wouldn’t wear the option given… go ahead and sub in something else!)

DRAW YOUR CHARACTER WEARING…

  1. Underwear
  2. Casual clothes
  3. Work uniform
  4. Night…


I always miss important things
Well they’re important to me
Like community days, 4.13, my grandpas birthday, mothers and fathers day….
One year I’m going to miss my birthday
And I might miss my wedding too
Just wake up one morning, go on with my day like everything’s normal
sit around the house all day
Then fucking bam recieve a text from my mother asking me where the fuck I am
Reply with “????? My house where are u lol”
“Ur wedding dipshit!”
“O fuk”