MY FAVORITE POST
PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”
Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.
usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll
an eyebrow roll
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
Here’s me holding a baby
|kuri-koo-kool asked: Succubus,Siren,Banshee,Shapeshifter, FUCK IT ALL OF THEM DO ALL OF THEM|
Vampire: I want to, but no. I want to watch the world evolve and become better, but at the same time I don’t. Those who I loved or were my friends would eventually die, and no matter how many times I found new ones, they would die too. I couldn’t live with that…
Werewolf: Asia… maybe. She knows how to do laundry and cook, two skills I lack, and also she’s great company (sometimes)
Ghost: Yes. I choked a kid in preschool, but he’s not dead, and I ate all my cousins recess chocolate and blamed it on someone else. Still haven’t told him it was me, and it still haunts me.
Frankenstein: I’m pretty independent… I make my own choices, but I do follow Asia around sometimes. I don’t really rely on her, just kinda hang out with her.
Mummy: Yeah I think some people would miss me… my family, some of my friends, definitely Asia. A lot of these answers involve Asia. I apologize ahead of time.
Zombies: fucking Asia. I spent 2 weeks with that hoe and it’s been six hours since I’ve seen her!!! How
Faerie: Murder. Like, I wouldn’t actually just kill people for no reason, just when someone is trying to kill me, and if I manage to defend myself and kill them first, I want to be able to get away with it.
Mermaid: No. I’m not going to follow the person I love around like a lost puppy. I want to do my own shit too- I would protect them, yeah, but when the time comes to split paths, I’m gonna split and follow my dreams. If we meet back up, cool B)
Shapeshifter: Uhmmm… my gender. I would want to be a male rather than female. I just don’t feel comfortable as a female…
Banshee: I don’t know. I’d probably cry a lot and spazz out.
Siren: GET THE ABILITY TO MAKE A COOL ASS SHIT RPG GAME
Genie: I wish for my own anime ;_; I have the hair, what else do I need?
Fury: I hate the word “rape” in general. But the stuff I watch says it a lot, and my friends joke about it. I tell them I don’t like it, but that just makes them say it even more and just ugghh I hate it.
Incubus: My pants are already off??? But honestly nothing. I don’t like having my pants gettin into???
Succubus: Asia. The person. Asia.
Send a number to my ask box along with a character of your choice, and I’ll draw up the ensuing ensemble! (If the character chosen wouldn’t wear the option given… go ahead and sub in something else!)
DRAW YOUR CHARACTER WEARING…
- Casual clothes
- Work uniform
I always miss important things
Well they’re important to me
Like community days, 4.13, my grandpas birthday, mothers and fathers day….
One year I’m going to miss my birthday
And I might miss my wedding too
Just wake up one morning, go on with my day like everything’s normal
sit around the house all day
Then fucking bam recieve a text from my mother asking me where the fuck I am
Reply with “????? My house where are u lol”
“Ur wedding dipshit!”